College football isn’t about the pretty boys who play the skill positions. College football is all about the hogmollies. What’s a hogmollie? I’m glad you asked. A hogmollie is an offensive or defensive lineman who gets it done in the trenches. And without the big boys in the trenches, no team stands a chance to secure victory.

Fandom is the same way. There’s always a lot of talk from a lot of pretty boys, but I can’t take you guys seriously. You’re all talk and no substance. Instead, I’m all about the hogmollies. The serious fans that get it done in the trenches. And the best hogmollies are UT hogmollies. The best hogmollies are colored orange and their favorite song is Rocky Top. The best hogmollies are Volunteers. You want a hogmollie? I got your hogmollie right here.